Smurfalicious

Ok,

so,

I am watching the Director's Cut of Donnie Darko. I have been listening to the audio commentary which features writer/director Richard Kelly and his pal Kevin Smith (Clerks , Mallrats, Dogma).

Right now they are talking about the "Smurfs" scene where Donnie explains the true origins of Smurfette, the evil spy created by Gargamel, as well as the asexual nature of the smurfs themselves who are smoothe and blue where their genitals ought to be.

Perhaps that is why the Smurfs have such a placid, cooperative culture.

Don't forget your Valentine's Day flowers. My advice is to avoid roses. They are a cliche and you seem like a fool dragging them around. In my experience, the ladies appreciate a little imagination.

Love, Joe Nolan